I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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