Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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