We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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