U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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