is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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