is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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