Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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