No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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