You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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