Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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