Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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