we're blogging at a bar
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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