what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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