dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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