it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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