How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
nutella sex= disaster
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Do plants get herpes?
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