D3 body, D1 cock
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
