if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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