I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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