I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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