i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Boobs are out for the taking
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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