Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
