i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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