Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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