we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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