god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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