Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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