I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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