you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
