oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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