i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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