C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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