Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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