You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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