I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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