Moan for me like Helen Keller
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
we're so committed to being not committed
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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