my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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