And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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