do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We just shotgunned beers for America
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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