She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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