New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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