no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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