One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
So many bounce houses so little time
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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