I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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