i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I can't turn off my feet"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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