How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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