Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He kissed a someone with a penis
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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