After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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