R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize