No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
